Betty White—who turns 95 years old today—is busier, sassier, spunkier, and better than ever. The beloved actress and comedian has appeared on The Mary Tyler Moore Show, The Golden Girls, Hot In Cleveland, and on countless talk shows during her incredible 60-some years on television. Known for using language to masterful (and often surprising) effect, it’s only right that we pay proper tribute to some of her best wise words and one-liners.
1. ON THE ART OF A DIRTY JOKE.
“Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that—it’s got to be funny.”
2. ON HER REGRETS.
“I have no regrets at all. None. I consider myself to be the luckiest old broad on two feet.”